Bike (and hike) Blog - Stony Brook Reservation

Stony Brook Reservation, a natural urban wonderland (with an edge) straddling West Roxbury and Hyde Park doesn’t get much attention…unless a dead body shows up there. Unfortunately that’s what happened earlier this year with a tragic incident that started in Southie and ended in these Boston woodlands.

Hopefully that won’t stop people from enjoying this landscape which offers biking, hiking, fishing and quality time with nature. Each time I visit this park I’m surprised how few people I see, usually it’s just locals out walking their dogs. It’s obviously not the White Mountains, but for anyone who wants to get away from it all without leaving Boston’s city limits, these 475 acres of hilly terrain are a sweet little oasis.  My favorite feature is a paved track that loops through the park for about 2.5 miles and is suitable for just about any skill level of biking.

Bike Stats:  Distance: 2.5 miles | Total time: 13:22 minutes 

Max speed: 22.9 mph | Ave speed: 11.4 mph

Tracked on Google Maps

Hooooo boy, I whipped around that track like Bigfoot was on my trail. Shit was like a rollycoaster ride! On my second time around I explored some of the single track trails and old carriage lanes at a slower pace. There are actually some challenging little paths with steep rocky inclines that will test the average mountain biker. It won’t be a struggle for someone who bombs down ski slopes in Vermont on two wheels, but for someone like me who has a modest little Specialized with old-school padded brakes and zero suspension – it’s a good time. Stony Brook has similar features to Blue Hills, but it’s not as challenging and is less vertical and sprawling. A group of bikers with varying degrees of experience could have a really fun time at Stony Brook.

If it’s just a casual ride through Mother Nature’s wonders that one seeks, the grass covered carriage trails and meandering paths make for a blissful escape from the rat race.    

Stony Brook Park was imagined by landscape architecht Charles Eliot, a disciple of Frederick Law Omstead. This open space is related to other parks in the Metropolitan Park System of Greater Boston which include Beaver Brook, Blue Hills, Hemlock Gorge and the Middlesex Fells. Only traces of the actual brook remain, although in its glory days it was the water source for most of Boston’s beer with as many as 19 breweries following its banks to Jamaica Plain. By 1910 the majority of the brook outside of the park was buried underground and turned into a nasty sewer.

The first time I visited the park this year I blew out a tire about a quarter mile into the woods. The terrain can get extremely rocky, especially where there’s been lots of erosion. I threw my bike into the back of my Honda and decided to hike a section of the park that I had yet to explore. My style of hiking falls into the category of trailblazing – I’m cannot resist going off trail for a little bush whacking. It’s where all the crazy crap is – from abandoned structures and vehicles to actual antiquities: standing stones, perched boulders and stones circles.  

It's easy to get fooled into thinking that you are hiking through paradise, but this park lies within a major metropolis. And that means you need to stay aware, as there are a couple of little hobo campsites strewn about the park - be safe, and bring a camera...

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Live Street Art at Firebrand Saints in Kendall Square

I’m always on the lookout for street art, whether I’m roaming through Allston or backpacking in Europe. In general I’m a fan of art, I go to museums and galleries on a regular basis - I’ll be dragging my parents around the South End open studios this weekend. But there’s something about the rawness and risk in street art that appeals to me on some deeper level. It’s not just art for arts sake, there’s a message in its simple defiance where it sits so rudely in a public space. There are no board members making decisions as to what's acceptable for the community and doling out commissions to friends. Just some dudes sneaking around in masks in the depth of night slapping shit on walls.

The one problem I have with street art is that I don’t see enough of it! It has come to the point where I have to go to a “hip and happenin’” after work spot in Kendall Square to see examples…

As much as I’d rather be out hunting for street art, I gotta give props to Firebrand Saints for hosting the Brooklyn based duo Enzo and Nio and letting them tear up a corner of the restaurant.  Also – free PBR.

Just don’t call it graffiti.  Nah…I’m just kidding, you can call it whatever you want…

Not all this artwork is by Enzo and Nio, others have been here before. And just like on the rough and tumble streets - early art joins the latter and eventually it all morphs into one giant mural...

Pop in to Firebrand Saints and check the shit out for yourself, the place is right by the base of the Longfellow Bridge…

The Pizza & Burger Battle of Harvard Square

In simpler times - when I found myself in Harvard Square and had an urge for a slice of pizza I'd hit up Pinocchio’s. If burgers were on my mind, I went directly to Charlie’s Kitchen. But this ain't 1999 people, Harvard Square has stepped up its restaurant game across the entire food chain. But I want to focus on what’s important – pizza and burgers.

If I was only allowed into one bar/restaurant in the Square (which could happen) I would pick Charlie’s Kitchen. They serve a flat patty type burger, nothing fancy here – but you cannot beat the value. A cheeseburger with fries is $4.00! In a region where $16 hamburgers are the norm, that’s pretty friggin’ awesome. Want a more exotic offering between your buns? Try their double homemade turkey burger with stuffing ($8). But it’s not just the burgers that keep me coming back to Charlie’s – they have the best Jukebox in town (no debate) and a great outdoor beer garden with a fine selection of craft beers.

see what i did there with the fries  ^  i invented that 

Pinocchio’s Pizza and Subs have been slinging slices to the Crimson kids for over 30 years. So, yeah – they are doing something right. It also doesn’t hurt that they are practically on the Harvard campus (74 Winthrop St.). Pinocchio’s serves two types of pizza; Sicilian and Neapolitan - and their subs are the best grinders in the Square. Normally I’m a Neapolitan kinda guy, you can hear me bitching about the lack of NY style pizza in Boston on a weekly basis. But since my first visit to Pinocchio’s I’ve been enjoying their Sicilian slices, and haven’t even bothered to try the other style. I usually opt for the spinach slice and dust it generously with red pepper flakes and parm cheese.

pie on a paper plate - perfect!

Charlie’s might be legendary, but Bartley’s Gourmet Burgers is actually famous, or so I’m told.  The burgers are homemade, fat and sloppy numbers and each one is named for a famous person. The “Dropkick Murphy” burger comes with swiss cheese, grilled sauerkraut, russian dressing and fries ($11). Bartley’s makes for a great first date for teenagers in love; there’s all kinds of crazy crap on the walls to break the ice and they specialize in frappes and lime rickeys. 

That’s the old school round-up, now let’s talk newbies.  Flat Patties offers a house ground quarter pound patty for $3.95. Service is quick and friendly, the burger satisfies all cravings and the price is right. Flat Patties is the perfect quickie burger to snarf down on the walk to class or the T. For something a little snazzier, try their Forager: sautéed mushrooms, swiss cheese and horseradish sauce ($5.25). Another pizza option that sits on campus is Oggi Gourmet. Located in the Holyoke Center, their pizza has been called “traditional” and “innovative” but I don’t think it stands up to the other options in the Square. They offer three different slices a day – cheese, roni and a special. The special slice I ordered had Chinese sausage, peppers and mushrooms. It did not get me jazzed. The crust held up nicely, I was pleased with that, but the toppings seemed kind of desperate and played out... 

 meh i say...meh.

Here’s a question: how long will the current burger craze last, and can a place like Tasty Burger survive in a high rent space like the Garage? I give it a few years. This place is huge – two floors with room for a friggin’ pool table in the basement! Their standard offering is the Big Tasty, a third pound natural beef patty with cheese, lettuce, pickle, onion, tomato and Tasty sauce ($5.25). Tasty Burger also has a funky spot in an old gas station right by Fenway Park. After a few too many beers at the ole ballgame, and with my judgment clouded from a nasty loss to the Yankees, I opted for the Blue Collar Burger ($5.75). This is what I learned – one does not need to deep fry a burger and pile it with spicy mustard and pickles for it to be enjoyable. Ugh – that thing fucked me up for the rest of the night. Your best bet is to keep it simple at Tasty; the burgers are naturally flavorful and juicy and don't need a ton of toppings. Hint - order the thin cut onion rings.

Otto might just be my new pizza crush for Harvard Square. This much-loved Portland Maine import came to town with much hullabaloo, and it seems to be living up to the hype. I’m a traditionalist with an open mind, but I was still surprised by how much I enjoyed their butternut squash and ricotta cheese slice. It always seems like there’s a new kind of slice to try, and they are all pretty damn fine – so take a chance and live a little.

There are a couple other options in the Square for pizza and burgers. Cambridge 1 serves coal fired pizzas in a comfortable setting and the Russell House Tavern serves an 8 ounce grass fed burger on an English muffin with cheddar, bacon and caramelized onions.

I know this a lot to chew on. I didn’t even mention Grendel’s Den (because I’ve never had their burger) but I love that place. Anyways, the next time I’m in the Square – I’ll probably be here at Charlie's…

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Bartlett Yard - street art, graffiti and murals in Roxbury.

Street art is not forever. It’s time on Earth is limited, unless it’s a piece of Banksy street art that someone slices out of a wall and sells for a million dollars.

The joy of discovering cool street art is knowing that the artwork is in the process of decay, it might even be evolving as additional layers of graffiti and stickers are applied to its surface over time. The mother load of Boston street art and graffiti has been discovered in Roxbury’s Bartlett Yard. Formerly an MBTA bus yard sitting on eight and a half acres right on Washington Street, the yard has been temporarily converted into an outdoor arts and community space.  A large portion of the space where abandoned buildings once laid bare has been converted into an outdoor museum of graffiti, street art and murals. Events have been held here, the neighborhood has come together to support it…wait, is this really Boston?

But like all good street art, it soon will fade away, then be crushed into dust and finally be replaced by development.

Eventually this piece of real estate will hold 313 units of market-rate and affordable housing. In all, 12 buildings will be built at the site to hold 22,153-square-feet of commercial space, 31,322-square-feet of retail space, 369,311-square-feet of residential space, 33,870-square-feet of “structured” parking, and 15,500-square-feet of public space. It will be called Bartlett Place, and you will not see things like this...

As it stands now, summer weeds are filling the cracks in the lot, luster is being lost, but there are are few events on the calendar ( Events Calendar ) including the Floorlords Present - Back to Kool Fashion Fest on August 24th. Demolition is said to be starting in November; time is quickly running out if you want to go check it. I don’t know exactly when the space is open to the public currently, the entrance gate was locked when I visited, so I shimmied under a fence to gain access.  If you do go, keep your wits about you or check the website for more details: http://bartlettevents.org/. 

Soon it will all be a memory, but will surely live on in Facebook and Reddit like a bad cat meme…

Filene's building being chomped by giant claw

I could sit and watch this giant mechanical claw-thing chomp away on the Fliene's building all day long.

At least we can now be assured that Downtown Crossing's most famous hole is going to be filled with something. Something big. The 1.3 million-square-foot plan will feature a glass residential tower with 500 units next to the 1912 landmark Burnham building with up to 231,000 square feet of retail. The project will preserve and renovate the historic building – home of the former Filene’s department store and Filene’s Basement – and add a new, 54-story skyscraper to the Hub skyline.

The original Filene’s building was completed in 1912 as a new flagship location for William Filene and Sons' department store. This was the last major project by legendary Chicago architect Daniel Burnham (White City) and his only work in Boston. By 1929 Filene’s expanded the flagship building, converting the whole block around Washington, Summer, Hawley and Franklin streets into one department store.

And here's the giant glass monstrosity that will cast it's shadow over Downtown Crossing....

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Beat the Heat in the Back Bay...

As a lifelong “Northerner” I am not going to complain about the heat – because, ya know, this…

I hope the current inferno that’s engulfed Boston doesn’t stop people from going out and enjoying the city, because a blast of hot air ain’t nothing compared to stepping in a deep puddle of frozen slush along Boylston Street in January. For those who are willing to go on a warm Boston walk-about, especially in and around the Back Bay, I offer you these tips to avoid the heat.

1. Pop into the Prudential Mall. I’ve sliced through the Back Bay neighborhood by means of this indoor shopping center dozens of times to avoid bad weather. Although…outside of their food court, I can’t remember buying anything here, ever. But if you know someone in the market for a Russian nesting doll in the shape of Wally the Green Monster, well…this is the place. The mall has a beautiful, well shaded courtyard where one can lie on the grass and gaze blissfully at the monolithic Prudential building - or lollygag inside on one of the many benches. Multiple entrances allow access to these cool halls – including Boylston Street and the Back Bay Station. The Transportation Building off Tremont near the Boston Common also has a large indoor public space with a Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks and a food court.

2. Hotels. After hours of schlepping, my legs and buttocks prefer the comforts of a leather chair over a sticky park bench. I’m a simple man with elegant tastes. I love taking mini-breaks in hotels to check my phone and internets or get away from the cacophony and heat on the streets. I never seem to get harassed, I make it look like I belong there or I’m waiting for someone very, very important. Occasionally a staffer will ask me if I need anything, I’ve even been offered a complimentary glass of wine. Don’t mind if I do. Some of these lobbies can be quite glamorous; the Park Plaza hotel offers a sprawling décor worthy of the Great Gatbsy, as does the Fairmont Copley Plaza. The Commonwealth Hotel has a little art gallery and the Boston Harbor Hotel has a fine map collection on display. Be adventurous and trespass a little!

3. Churches. While they may not be air conditioned, Jesus keeps these houses of the holy nice and cool for his flock (shhh…it’s the granite). Regardless of your affiliation with a greater power, Boston’s places of worship are beautiful examples of classic architecture and should be enjoyed by everyone – especially those with a little sun stroke. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Trinity Church in Copley Square actually closed – just be courteous to those seeking another type of salvation.  

4. Coffee shops and cafes. If I’m going to pay $4 for an ice coffee, I’m going to sit in that café and enjoy the a.c. for as long as I want! You can find Dunkin' or Starbucks on your own, but here are my three favorite cafes in the Back Bay (all on Newbury St.). L'Aroma café has my favorite coffee, Pavement Coffeehouse is centrally located on Newbury between Hereford and Gloucester, and the Trident Café is stationed inside a great bookstore and is the best option for a legit sit down breakfast or lunch. Two big chain bookstores actually still exist in the Back Bay and both have cafes, cool air and plenty of cozy chairs. Borders is on Boylston and Barnes and Noble is in the Prudential Mall.

5. The Boston Public Library.  Many a lost soul has found their way to the BPL, or maybe they’re just here to poop. Regardless of whether it’s a steamy day or not, the Library is worthy of a visit for tourists and normals alike. Sure, there are plenty of those those old fashioned books everywhere, but the library has plenty to see on foot.  The building has a new side with nice air conditioning and an old side…with old fans.  Unfortunately, all the fun stuff is on the balmy side of the building. This wing (McKim Building) displays many of their ancient murals and statues which decorate the grand staircases and hallways that lead to antique manuscripts and rare maps. This side is also home to the BPL’s tranquil courtyard with a fountain and a little café. There are so many dark little nooks and crannies in this building, by the time you walk back outside, the temperature might actually be sufferable.  Stay cool ya'll....

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Modern Dance Along Boston's Waterfont

Sometimes you just need to put your hands in the air and dance like you just don’t care – and the couple in this video really does not care what you think. Music is a powerful thing, it can move your body in ways that you have no control over – a fist pump here, a booty shake there…dance, dance, dance!

Okay, time for some honesty here – I was not laughing with this couple I was laughing at them. There, I said it. That’s because I’m pretty much an ass. I’ve danced maybe three times in the last three years because I am an awkward Caucasian. When I hit the dance floor someone’s going to get a toe stomped or enjoy some elbow face – I’m a flailing maniac.  I would like to say that I don’t care what people think of me, but I’m just as shallow as the next guy. That’s why this couple kinda pissed me off. Who do they think they are - dancing to their own tune out in public like this?  Don’t they know that our society of conformity shuns this type of behavior – why can’t they dress like everyone else at this party? Where is your goddamn beard, Chuck Taylors, maxi dress or haphazardly made cutoffs?  Harumph I say!

So I laughed and I laughed and I took a video of them because I’m a big jerk, but deep down, even with all the beautiful people at this party – I was completely and utterly envious of them and their comprehensive disdain for societal norms…

What assholes.